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Monday, October 16, 2006

Want to feel better about your day?

Do you need to be right, all the time?

For example, if just 99.5% was acceptable…

--Two million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.

--811,000 faulty rolls of 35-mm film will be loaded this year.

--22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next 60 minutes.

--1,314 phone calls will be misplaced by telecommunication services every minute

--12 babies will be given to the wrong parents each day.

--268,500 defective tires will be shipped this year.

--14,208 defective personal computers will be shipped this year.

--103,260 incoming tax returns will be processed incorrectly this year.

--2,488,200 books will be shipped in the next 12 months with the wrong cover.

--5,517,200 cases of soft drinks produced in the next 12 months will be flatter than a bad tire.

--Two plane landings daily at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago will be unsafe.

--3,056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections.

--18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled in the next hour.

--291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly this year.

--880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect cardholder information on their magnetic strips.

--$9,690 will be spent today, tomorrow, next Thursday, and every day in the future on defective, often unsafe sporting equipment.

--55 malfunctioning automatic teller machines will be installed in the next 12 months.

--20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written in the next 12 months.

--114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped this year.

--$761,900 will be spent in the next 12 months on tapes and compact discs that won't play.

--107 incorrect medical procedures will be performed by the end of the day today.

--315 entries in Webster's Third New International Dictionary of the English Language will turn out to be misspelled.

So, relax…you aren’t perfect either.

* Statistics gathered from Monday Morning Insights.



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